There's an INSERT INTO ... SET ... syntax? I had no idea.
So instead of this...
INSERT INTO sometable
( field1, field2, field3 )
VALUES
( 'value1', 'value2', 'value3' )
...it's actually possible to use this:
INSERT INTO sometable
SET field1 = 'value1',
field2 = 'value2',
field3 = 'value3'