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I'm a 33-year-old freelance webdeveloper and photographer living near The Hague, The Netherlands. This is my personal weblog, where I often post selections of my favourite photos. Sometimes I make art with code. Mail me at milovermeulen at gmail dot com.

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2004.08.30 - add a comment  
2004.08.26 - 8 comments by Low, milov, Bruno, swirve, kowalski, Daniel Vinke and niempje  

1. posted by Low at 22:01 on August 26, 2004

"een vuil mormel"
lol!

2. posted by milov at 22:35 on August 26, 2004

jouw naam kan er ook wat van :)
"douche kwijt, slet?
je wekt uitschold"

3. posted by Low at 12:15 on August 27, 2004

Inderdaad way too much fun. :)

4. posted by Bruno at 03:02 on May 05, 2006

Awsome anagram solver

5. posted by swirve at 09:35 on October 11, 2006

woensdags afwezig

6. posted by netscape.net,igorkowalski,kowalski at 12:40 on October 15, 2006

gemeenschapshuis

7. posted by Daniel Vinke at 14:42 on April 25, 2007

Daniel Vinke

8. posted by niempje at 21:44 on April 04, 2011

bemorigprureucke
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2004.07.24 - 1 comment by joaquin  

1. posted by joaquin at 00:31 on June 16, 2007

poque no pasan la saga de macros
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2004.07.24 - 2 comments by Chris and Tom Farmer  

1. posted by Chris at 07:16 on December 30, 2004

Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage!!!!!

2. posted by hotmail.com,potofpoo,Tom Farmer at 02:35 on July 25, 2005

This is pwnage...does anyone have any pics of it, nice big 'uns, desktop size.
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2004.05.24 - 1 comment by Barker Gee  

1. posted by Barker Gee at 18:22 on March 26, 2005

PIzzasaurus Rex is the best band name ever.
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2004.05.01 - add a comment  
sylloge: IM Question Answerer - Stewart Butterfield's adventures as an instant message answerbot. [via Boing Boing]
2004.03.16 - 44 comments by woodeo, Scott Killburn, Scott Killburn, Kirsty Byrne, Amy King, us, Computer Geek, AMe ANdacht, leah, briana, Popolopo, Brian Bauman, jess, jona, the, English Trivia, Milo, Shit, john doe, karey, anonymous, Brandon, Aaron, jake roberts, kenn, k:., jordan, demon assassin, hello, VAL, Tony, Jimmy Lewis, trouble man, trouble man, audri and mee  

1. posted by woodeo at 22:32 on April 29, 2004

compared to their ancestors, people of the Renaissance had reason to believe that their lives were?
a. the same
b. worse
c. not comparable
d. better

2. posted by aol.com,lewisf274,Scott Killburn at 10:25 on May 21, 2004

is kyle gay?

3. posted by aol.com,lewisf274,Scott Killburn at 10:26 on May 21, 2004

scoot killburn is gay?

4. posted by aol.com,lewisf274,Kirsty Byrne at 10:27 on May 21, 2004

do zebras make good bras?

5. posted by yahoo.com,Kendra_Kwamae2003,Amy King at 03:16 on May 24, 2004

What three kinds of cards or computer files will you find in a card catalog?

6. posted by us at 16:30 on June 22, 2004

i'm not gay

7. posted by Computer Geek at 04:33 on July 09, 2004

Give me three words that end in "gry."And I don't wawha
want a wack answer either. Something with a real
English definition, like hungry or angry.

8. posted by AMe ANdacht at 00:19 on September 14, 2004

what are three kinds of cards or computer files will find in a card catalog?

9. posted by leah at 05:38 on November 03, 2004

What was the nickname of the Parliament that Charles dissolved in 1640 and what did he replace it with?

10. posted by yahoo.com,brianabnntt,briana at 02:35 on November 11, 2004

what r the 100 nations names that celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Holiday. love always,
briana

11. posted by Popolopo at 18:55 on December 11, 2004

first though, say if you are there!

12. posted by Popolopo at 18:56 on December 11, 2004

oh please be there

13. posted by Popolopo at 18:57 on December 11, 2004

is this place real??????????????????

14. posted by Popolopo at 18:57 on December 11, 2004

Oh forget it, im outta here!

15. posted by yahoo.com,rfyl1248,Brian Bauman at 01:07 on May 27, 2005

What three kinds of cards or computer files will you find in a card catalog?

16. posted by msn.com,sk8rboy_7,jess at 02:01 on May 27, 2005

how do volcanoes affect the weather
?

17. posted by jona at 08:29 on June 14, 2005

what do you call a bedroom w/o a bed?

18. posted by the at 22:46 on June 17, 2005

what is physical needs

19. posted by English Trivia at 11:21 on July 28, 2005

What 3 kinds of cards or computer files will you find in a card catalogue?

20. posted by English Trivia at 11:23 on July 28, 2005

GIVE ME THE ANSWER!!! YOU SUCK!!!

21. posted by Milo at 11:46 on July 28, 2005

Answer: you're an idiot.

22. posted by Shit at 05:12 on August 26, 2005

what is the impact of immigration and migration on population distribution

23. posted by Shit at 05:13 on August 26, 2005

??????????

24. posted by john doe at 01:34 on December 16, 2005

where is chevez

25. posted by karey at 01:51 on February 07, 2006

Will you give me the answer??? PLEASE???????????

26. posted by anonymous at 03:37 on February 17, 2006

what is it called when stalagmite and a stalactite meet?

27. posted by Brandon at 01:08 on May 10, 2006

how many teeth do sea urchins have

28. posted by Aaron at 01:11 on May 10, 2006

im to sexy for my shirt to sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts.meet me at mcdonalds at 8:30 so baby

29. posted by jake roberts at 20:32 on June 26, 2006

when is daniel radcliffes birthday

30. posted by hotmail.com,lil_mylergirl,kenn at 03:16 on September 04, 2006

what three kinds of cards or computer files will you find in a card catalog?

31. posted by k:. at 20:10 on November 12, 2006

p'

32. posted by jordan at 21:48 on November 21, 2006

I NEED NAMES OF ROMAN CITY'S.

33. posted by demon assassin at 06:29 on November 28, 2006

im also waiting for an answer for the question kenn asked

34. posted by hello at 21:54 on December 18, 2006

what school do you go 2 in monrovia to be a fashion designer?

35. posted by hotmail.com,vallinmeg,VAL at 20:04 on January 28, 2007

what three kinds of cards or computer files will you find in a card catalog?
thank you

36. posted by Tony at 12:45 on March 28, 2007

what is the percentage of paper collected in australia

37. posted by Jimmy Lewis at 02:24 on April 05, 2007

What part of the skin produces the pigments that protect the skin from ultraviolet rays?

38. posted by trouble man at 23:43 on September 18, 2007

hi

39. posted by trouble man at 23:43 on September 18, 2007

hi hi

40. posted by trouble man at 23:44 on September 18, 2007

anyone here?

41. posted by trouble man at 23:44 on September 18, 2007

is this real?

42. posted by trouble man at 23:44 on September 18, 2007

c ya

43. posted by audri at 20:49 on January 31, 2008

What 3 kinds of cards or computer files will u find in a card catalog?

44. posted by mee at 21:26 on April 01, 2008

what was early cubism influenced by?
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2003.11.21 - add a comment  
"Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?"
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Aaaaarr
ARRRRR!!
A pirates life for me
Yaarrr!
Arrrrr!
Aaaaarr

A selection of entry titles from the feeds today; must be Talk Like A Pirate Day!
2003.09.19 - 1 comment by jan  

1. posted by jan at 22:47 on September 20, 2003

just testin'
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2003.09.12 - 1 comment by John R  

1. posted by yahoo.co.uk,spacerjarowe,John R at 22:06 on December 28, 2003

Andy
Thankyou for random words .I do creative writing with them!
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Radiohead - Hail to the Wing - In AD 2101, war was beginning... [by danelope, via Low Weblog]
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2003.07.05 - 1 comment by Ryan Estrada  

1. posted by Ryan Estrada at 18:59 on July 15, 2003

The Gamer's Edge comic is the coolest. I'm only saying that because I made it though.
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priceless (mouseover the photo) [adnan.org]
2003.03.01 - 5 comments by huphtur, milov and paulmatthijs  

1. posted by huphtur at 19:49 on March 01, 2003

i dun get it.

2. posted by milov at 19:56 on March 01, 2003

I read it as: "holy crap, we're actually at Google HQ!"

3. posted by paulmatthijs at 22:27 on March 02, 2003

i read it as 'google, truly priceless' in quality and market value...

4. posted by huphtur at 15:51 on March 03, 2003

not anymore after reading this
www.google-watch.org/bigbro.html

5. posted by paulmatthijs at 00:01 on March 04, 2003

damn, really scary...
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2002.11.28 - 1 comment by Mario  

1. posted by Mario at 03:19 on November 29, 2002

That's one of those stories that make me wonder where we're going to...
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Usability Must Die.com - thoughtful Nielsen-bashing. [via xBlog]
2002.11.05 - add a comment  
2002.10.26 - 14 comments by Rachael, milov, Jules, emalie, Aspen, Tony C, danielle, ashleigh, Taylor jones, Kerry, enni and mak07  

1. posted by Rachael at 05:52 on June 25, 2004

You’re disgracing the name of Jaws and you’re an idiot.

2. posted by milov at 09:58 on June 25, 2004

This from a person who types "www. jaws the shark . com" in the Yahoo! searchfield. Welcome to the internet.

3. posted by Jules at 09:31 on June 29, 2004

I found an even funnier batch of quotes, replacing 'shark' with 'Jimmy Paige' :)

4. posted by emalie at 00:17 on August 13, 2004

sharks in shark bay he lives in ocaen GRATE WHITE.

5. posted by Aspen at 18:31 on July 28, 2005

I love dangres anamels.That is wi I rented JAWS.

6. posted by Aspen at 18:33 on July 28, 2005

I love JAWS.......

7. posted by Tony C at 02:48 on February 26, 2006

Jaws is an awsome movie but the the first second third and forth were not as good as the original because Brody was not in them and one of his sons was eatten by a shark how ironic

8. posted by danielle at 12:41 on May 04, 2006

jaws is a verry scarey film because it has lots of sharks in it and its name is jaws

9. posted by hotmail.com,hotie4321,ashleigh at 07:12 on May 17, 2006

jars is the best

10. posted by Taylor jones at 18:48 on February 22, 2007

hey jaws is a fantastic move. Every time it is on i watch it at first it scared me but now I don't think it's scared.

11. posted by Kerry at 21:26 on November 28, 2007

i love the movie jaws. it is awsome

12. posted by Kerry at 21:26 on November 28, 2007

The movie jaws is so fucken cool

13. posted by enni at 20:06 on January 15, 2008

hæhvað ertu að gaera

14. posted by mak07 at 23:54 on January 24, 2008

what three kinds of cards or computer files will you find in a card catolog
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2002.10.04 - add a comment  
Bush speech generator - Help Cue-card-boy out a little. [via Low]
2002.09.26 - 2 comments by huphtur and JOn  

1. posted by huphtur at 17:07 on September 26, 2002

thats scary realistic

2. posted by JOn at 17:28 on February 15, 2005

hello
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2002.08.19 - 1 comment by Quentin  

1. posted by tele2.fr,quentin.rafhay,Quentin at 16:28 on December 11, 2005

whoever wrote this, it made me laugh. i found this page looking for the Electron Band Structure In Germanium... Didn't find it.
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2002.08.11 - 1 comment by poi  

1. posted by poi at 19:24 on August 12, 2002

the Plush Cthulhu is our Mighty Lord!
^__^
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theora.org :: FAQ
"Q: What music was listened to when this FAQ was first being written, back on June 8th?
A: What a strange question[...]"
2002.08.08 - add a comment  
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Buy George B*sh a gift from his Amazon.com: Wish List, whydontcha. [via one.point.zero]
2002.07.16 - add a comment  
IRC Quote Database: Top 50 Quotes [via ntk.net and others]

Maybe I should have saved this for post 1337. ^_^
2002.07.14 - add a comment  
YAPC 2002: THE MOVIE (probably even funnier if you're a Perl programmer.) [via 0xDECAFBAD]
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2002.05.24 - 3 comments by brent, Akeem and joann  

1. posted by catatoniac.com,brent,brent at 19:34 on May 25, 2002

this is sooooo freaking funny.

2. posted by Akeem at 06:30 on August 13, 2003

let me guess, FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

3. posted by joann at 01:45 on January 22, 2006

this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time
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2002.05.21 - add a comment  
whatsbetter?com - get served two random items, pick the better one. In time, this leads to a list of the best things of all things.
[via plasticbag.org]
2002.04.29 - 9 comments by sad, sad, sad, googler, oh no!, sad, sad, sad, pen15, ME, christopher walken, Miataman and Eric  

1. posted by yahoo.com,nonsesquipedalianism,sad, sad, sad at 02:44 on October 25, 2005

oh dear god... someone please tell me what happened to "whatsbetter.com"!!!

2. posted by googler at 22:41 on November 20, 2005

i wish i knew. that same question has plagued me for weeks.

3. posted by oh no! at 06:33 on November 25, 2005

I'm sad! I loved that site!

4. posted by yahoo.com,nonsesquipedalianism,sad, sad, sad at 03:11 on January 10, 2006

it's not fair... can we rally the troops? get whatsbetter? back!?

5. posted by gmail.com,thisistim522,pen15 at 00:51 on February 16, 2006

mann, i first went to whatsbetter.com when i hear about it on Q102 (philly radio station). i went there every day and picked one picture. this sucks.

6. posted by ME at 14:59 on March 01, 2006

I WANT IT BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. posted by christopher walken at 00:45 on March 08, 2006

I WANT THE SITE BACK

8. posted by Miataman at 05:02 on March 27, 2006

There were a bunch of volunteers who were working for it; they must know what happened. Come on, somebody tell us.

9. posted by Eric at 04:22 on October 26, 2010

The answer is, none of you guys coughed up the dough.

They were running discreet ads at the top of the site for months, trying desperately to generate revenue to cover the costs of hosting, and in the end, I guess they failed.
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