Eddie: Good evening officer.
Policeman: You all right sir? You seem to have a pencil up your nose.
Eddie: Oh? Ho, oh yes. I've been sleep-doodling. I'm very bad at it.
Policeman: You realise this paper's upside-down, sir?
Eddie: ...So are my eyes. [rolls his eyes]
Policeman: Hmmm.
ivanv wrote on 2004/10/06:
Richie: Okay. Thanks for popping round. Well done on the Birmingham Six by the way. Hurrah for the filth! Um, I mean the pigs! Er, the narcs! Em, oh damn I'm sleep-slanging again!
Policeman: Whack him, Jenkins.
Richie: What?
Richie: I see your point.
Eddie: Why? Have my pants fallen down? [looks down] No, they're up, I can see they're up. Oh! I see your point.
Richie: Why? Have my pants fallen down? [looks down] No, they're up, I can see they're up. Oh! I see your point.
Eddie: Why? Have my pants fallen down? [looks down] No, they're up, I can see they're up. Oh! I see your point.
Richie: Why? Have my... Argh! Eddie! We seem to be stuck in some kind of knob-joke loop!
[Eddie and Richie run around in panic]
Policeman: You all right sir? You seem to have a pencil up your nose.
Eddie: Oh? Ho, oh yes. I've been sleep-doodling. I'm very bad at it.
Policeman: You realise this paper's upside-down, sir?
Eddie: ...So are my eyes. [rolls his eyes]
Policeman: Hmmm.
Policeman: Whack him, Jenkins.
Richie: What?
Eddie: Why? Have my pants fallen down? [looks down] No, they're up, I can see they're up. Oh! I see your point.
Richie: Why? Have my pants fallen down? [looks down] No, they're up, I can see they're up. Oh! I see your point.
Eddie: Why? Have my pants fallen down? [looks down] No, they're up, I can see they're up. Oh! I see your point.
Richie: Why? Have my... Argh! Eddie! We seem to be stuck in some kind of knob-joke loop!
[Eddie and Richie run around in panic]